Seattle Considers Banning Lap Dances photo
SEATTLE (AP) - Strippers who venture too near the laps of their dollar-bill-waving patrons have exposed an unexpected prudish streak in this West Coast bastion of tolerance and liberalism. Fearing a spate of new cabarets after a federal judge struck down the city's 17-year moratorium on new strip...
Let's see now; they're loony lefties and it can't be a religious thang, so what could make them want to put certain joints out of business? Time for a Messenger Phone Tap?
"Greetings, Mr. Mayor, it is I, Ali Bubba Hamastajoohatah. Yes, yes indeed, Allalu to you as well dear sir, and may I inquire as to what fruits our efforts have been bearing of late?"
"Hmm, yes, yes the judge did put a momentary crimp in our plans but I've assured the architects that they're good to go with plans for the new Islamic Memorial Centers For The Preservation Of Promoting How Truly Peaceful Muslims Really Are And Here's Proof Positive The Bush Administration Hired Mercenaries To Blow Up The World Trade Center Emporium, And Discount House Of Worship..."
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