WASHINGTON — "The Air Force on Tuesday confirmed a report that in 1994 a military researcher requested $7.5 million to develop a non-lethal "love bomb" that would chemically alter the state of mind of enemy troops and make them want to have sex with each other rather than fight.
Air Force spokeswoman Lt. Col. Cathy Reardon said the idea was proposed by an Air Force researcher at a lab at Brooks Air Force Base in Texas, but it was rejected by the Defense Department. Officials noted that the Air Force constantly is considering funding proposals.
No money was spent, Reardon said, and no such weapons are being considered. The goal was to create a non-lethal weapon to be used against enemy troops.
To counter such a weapon should it fall into enemy hands, officials also noted that steps were taken to reverse such an altered stated of chemical attraction by providing an indisputably horrendous visage for effected soldiers to gaze upon.
"It was win some lose some," an anonymous senior official reported, "Officers would immediately begin humping one another's legs, and senior enlisted men were so disgusted they were unable to have sex for several days after viewing what they referred to as "The Beast That Ate Bayonne".
Pictured: The antidote likeness that immediately reversed any indication of arousal in men.
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