"Hamas fighters stormed the home of late Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat late Friday, stealing his Nobel Peace Prize, Fatah leaders told the Jerusalem Post.
"They stole almost everything inside the house, including Arafat's Nobel Peace Prize medal," Ramallah-based Fatah spokesman Ahmed Abdel Rahman told the Post. "Hamas militiamen and gangsters blew up the main entrance to the house before storming it. They stole many of Arafat's documents and files, gifts he had received from world leaders and even his military outfits."
"We will soon have a garage sale," an unidentified Hamas leader told the Jerusalem Post, "we tried to post his medals and clothing over at eBay but those infidels want a percentage of the monies, and Allah be praised we can make more by hanging up signs on telephone polls advertising the directions to my place where anyone can come next Saturday, the 23rd and select what fits them the best. Once again, that's next Saturday, so come early before all the good medals are gone, and no checks please."
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