Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Midget Never Knew How Short His Time Really Was

June 8, 2007 -- The short, troubled life of a drug-dealing Harlem midget came to a violent end yesterday when he was gunned down while guzzling beer and shooting dice outside a housing project.

Cops found a huge .380-caliber pistol in the waistband of little person Joshua Agard, 18, along with 15 vials of crack that he was peddling while hanging out in a courtyard with pal Manuel Zabater, who was also killed in the attack.

It may very well have been undercover midgets from NYPD's vaunted SVU (Short Victims Unit) squad of plainclothes detectives who described the size of the semi-automatic found on Mr. Agard's body. Would explain a lot.

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