"Bigfoot and lake monsters, beware: There's a price on your heads.
Binocular manufacturer Bushnell, along with Field & Stream magazine, have teamed up to offer $1 million to anyone who can "provide an unaltered photograph/video, verified and substantiated by a panel of scientific experts [including a zoologist and biologist], the evidence required to prove a Sasquatch/Bigfoot/Yeti exists."
The contest started a few days ago and ends Dec. 15, but before heading out to claim your million, note that the rules' fine print states that they are not liable for any injury incurred during a Bigfoot attack."
Well then hells bells I ain't a goin'. Rasslin' down one a' them Sasquatchers isn't gonna be easy and they won't even help a man pay for some medical bills?
Cheapass bastards.
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