I was taken aback when Mr. Fancy Schmancy shouted "A pox on both your houses!" as I was unaware that he knew of my summer home. Founding member of the Hogtown Irregulars, and former indentured short order cook still on the run. Professional Zamboni racer and bronze medal recipient in the 2010 All-Miami Outdoor Zamboni Championships.
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
Filed Under "You Can't Make This Stuff Up"
First Lady Michelle Obama arrived at the Gulf Coast wearing...
A white dress...fashionably stained with what looked like oil smears.
Just really hard to make these folks understand the concept of "sophistication".