Tuesday, July 13, 2010

When Jihad Monkeys Attack!

Taliban terrorists have a secret weapon to destroy the infidel American enemy — monkey marksmen.
According to The People’s Daily in China, the Taliban in Afghanistan is “training monkeys to use weapons to attack American troops.”

The newspaper’s bizarre story says the Islamic insurgents have drafted macaques and baboons to be all that they can be, arming them with AK-47 rifles, machine guns and trench mortars in the Waziristan tribal region near the border between Pakistan and Afghanistan.
The monkeys, being rewarded with bananas and peanuts, are being turned into snipers at a secret Taliban training base."

Chinamen will pretty much believe anything they read in the papers. Sorta like liberals. Same difference. Just the eyes aren't as squinty. On the Chinamen I mean.

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