Israel Hits Palestinian PM's Gaza Office GAZA CITY, Gaza Strip (AP) - "Israeli aircraft fired missiles at the Palestinian prime minister's office early Sunday, just hours after a Palestinian official said the soldier whose abduction sent Israeli troops into the Gaza Strip is alive and in stable condition. A Hamas militant was killed in..."
Listen, Hamasses; they ain't leaving till they get the kid. Now, I understand that you've not a shred of human decency, or shame, but for chrissake you could come out of this looking like champs and still have your secret, no-girls-allowed meetings where you plot the destruction of Israel, and those plans for sending a camel to the moon. You CAN'T win by going toe to toe with these guys, okay? While your ancestors were still working on those recipes for some swell goat-testicle stew, the rest of the world was moving on into this deal they've been calling CIVILIZATION, and scimitars don't mean squat no more, so you're properly screwed. I know that our liberals have you confused and all, what with their kissing your ass at every turn, but they're even greater cowards than you dudes, so don't go getting the idea that all of the western world is like Nancy fucking Pelosi. The Jews are not to be fucked with. They have this kickass modern army that could probably conquer all of fricking Europe if they wanted to (not that that's all that big a deal but you get my point), and you fella's aren't even a mote in their eye.
So take some sound advice. Give them the kid. Scale down your demands for a swap and they'll most likely give you something in return, and you can crawl back into the sand dunes and plan your next gigantic, end of the world, really really bigass scheme to latch on to them virgins while you're still alive, and everyone will be saying how you've mellowed, and shit dudes, the world is easy to fool so what's up with this shit? No matter what the French, or the UN, or those love letters from Teddy Kennedy are saying, the Jews are coming and no one is going to help you.
Save some face. Be men. Make a deal.
Or die like the insignificant worms you really are.
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