A crowd of 100 stunned stargazers brought a town centre to a standstill when five mysterious UFOs were spotted hovering in the sky.
Drinkers spilled out of pubs, motorists stopped to gawp and camera phones were aimed upwards as the five orbs, in a seeming formation, hovered above Stratford-Upon-Avon for half an hour.
The unidentified flying objects lit up the otherwise clear night sky above Shakespeare's birthplace in Warwickshire on Saturday.
Warwisckshire Constable George M. Fotheringay was questioned about the sightings and told reporters...upon condition the word was not spread throughout the town proper...that Warewickshireans "Ain't what yid call up ta snuff on modern times, mate, and I didn't have the 'art ta tell 'em they was these new things the Yanks been callin aeroplanes."
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