Thursday, August 28, 2008

And McCain's VP IS...

Minnesota Governor Pawlenty...

At least thats what our secret operative at McCain headquarters is saying. Relaying the information via an unbreakable code, senior janitor (NAME DELETED FOR SECURITY PURPOSES: Editor) told Messenger that Pawlenty is definitely the pick.

Or at least I think thats what he said. My pig latin ain't what it used to be.


By now you know that secret operative and senior custodial engineer Harry Lime was as wrong as wrong can be, but in this instance I'm ecstatic.

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