Thursday, February 24, 2011

Cue Twilight Zone Music...Roll Cutlery Corner...

", well, ah, ah, um, well, this here's a doctor's knife but they're callin' it a pasitions knife. P-p-p-pie-piesition? A fancy way to say 'doctor'? Huh? Well they're spellin' it p-h-y-s-i-c-i-a-n-s. What? Some kind of Latin word for doctor, maybe? Phy-sition? Let's just call it the pie-sitions knife then. What? Well it starts with a 'p' so it's got to be pie-somethin', right? Uh-huh. Sure. The 'h' is silent then. P-or-pie-sition."

Mr. Todd Boone

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