I was taken aback when Mr. Fancy Schmancy shouted "A pox on both your houses!" as I was unaware that he knew of my summer home. Founding member of the Hogtown Irregulars, and former indentured short order cook still on the run. Professional Zamboni racer and bronze medal recipient in the 2010 All-Miami Outdoor Zamboni Championships.
Monday, February 07, 2011
Thinking about creating then selling Mars Property deeds and documentations.
No one owns Mars yet, so I better get cracking and start making claims. Here goes:
I, Fits Stotch, do hereby lay claim upon the fourth satellite from our star (heretofore referred to as The Sun), which is currently known as the planet "MARS".
Beware of Dog...Trespassers Will Be Shot Back To From Whence They Came
Entered by my hand, on this day and year of our Lord, February 7, 2011.