I was taken aback when Mr. Fancy Schmancy shouted "A pox on both your houses!" as I was unaware that he knew of my summer home. Founding member of the Hogtown Irregulars, and former indentured short order cook still on the run. Professional Zamboni racer and bronze medal recipient in the 2010 All-Miami Outdoor Zamboni Championships.
No, that isn't the latest list of banned substances coming from the awesome mouth of Queen Shelly. That is the White House Super Bowl party menu. The Obama's, you see, retain the right to serve whatever foodstuffs they desire...but...don't think that you are smart enough to do the same.