I was taken aback when Mr. Fancy Schmancy shouted "A pox on both your houses!" as I was unaware that he knew of my summer home. Founding member of the Hogtown Irregulars, and former indentured short order cook still on the run. Professional Zamboni racer and bronze medal recipient in the 2010 All-Miami Outdoor Zamboni Championships.
Sunday, June 10, 2007
Fastest Animal On Two Legs?*
Not for top speed but talk about short distances and there isn't anything close. Stop already with the Ostrich. Ever watch one of them gear up for a run? Wouldn't strike me as odd to see a man beat one over 100 yards, and over 40 yards some men can even make race horses seem slow.
Bengals wide receiver Chad Johnson shows how important breeding truly is as he smokes "The Roar" by a dozen or more lengths. Man standing up lengths.
*The ASPCA and NAACP assured that neither was injured during the contest.
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