Monday, July 02, 2007

One Last Tweak At The Brits I Promise

Pensioner used live artillery shell as a doorstop for 20 years

For decades the seven-inch-long shell had been a family memento, polished and given pride of place on the mantlepiece.

The First World War relic also served as a toy and finally, for the past 20 years, as a front doorstop at the home of 68-year-old Thelma Bonnett.

At any time during all those years, however, it could have exploded.

The German squat shell was live, packed with its original payload and with its firing mechanism primed, experts have said.

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Armed and dangerous: The live artillery shell has been used as a doorstep for over 20 yearse

It was only when a neighbour saw the shell outside Mrs Bonnett's door that the danger became clear.

The police were called and they summoned Royal Navy bomb disposal experts to the house in Paignton, Devon.

Several neighbours were evacuated from their homes and the device was taken to a local quarry and exploded.

It had been in the family for nearly a century after her grandfather Arthur Croxall brought it home in 1918. "I had no idea it was dangerous," Mrs Bonnett said.

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Thelma Bonnett was somewhat taken aback by the news that the family heirloom was in fact fatally dangerous

"Grandfather picked it up on his travels with the Merchant Navy in

1918. My father used to polish it all the time and kept it on the mantelpiece.

"It looked German because of the writing on the top.

"When I was young, five of us children would play with it. I don't think he would have brought it back if he'd known it was live."

The mortar shell was seen propping open the door by neighbour John Malinovskis.

He said: "I put two and two together and thought, 'That really shouldn't be there'."

I do happen to agree with one of the comments accompanying the story. How jolly well wicket for some blissninny to turn the old lady in. Enough already with the Brits. Listening to them makes a mans testosterone literally leak from the ears.

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