Sunday, February 04, 2007

The Anthropologists Were Wrong

Neanderthal is alive and well and living in Brooklyn.

"A 14-year-old Brooklyn girl who went to a hospital with stomach pains yesterday revealed that she had given birth hours earlier and tossed the baby from a third-floor window, a police source said.

Cops found the infant boy dead behind a home on Ralph Ave. in Weeksville and were awaiting autopsy results on the body."

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