Thursday, February 01, 2007

New Model Glock Debuts In Philadelphia...

"A University of Pennsylvania law student couldn't shake his paranoid suspicion that his two neighbors, Drexel University graduate students, were foreign spies sent to work on some sort of a terrorism plot, police said.

His anger-laced curiosity grew after he approached the roommates, both Indian-born bio-engineering majors, during a seemingly friendly conversation yesterday morning as the three men left the apartment building at 43rd near Pine streets before class, said cops.

At about 12:30 p.m, the 31-year-old Korean-American law student returned home, took out his legal Glock-9, and knocked on his neighbors' front door.

The 22-year-old Drexel student, the only one inside, ignored the pounding. The Penn student's anger exploded as he fired about 15 shots into the apartment's door, three of which sliced through the door's lock."

I can absolutely, positively, without a shadow of a doubtly, guarantee that the reporter learned of this "new" model Glock from law enforcement's description of the firearm. I've long since stopped inquiring as to which Glock the locals carry, as invariably all they really know is that its a...drum roll please...

"FOTY".

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