Monday, March 21, 2011

The Scum Always Sinks

Tactical Gear Magazine featured the following:

The fear mongers have begun their attempt to turn tragedy into big bucks. Bastards. Hard to sell anything that'll stop a tidal wave...or tsunami (translation from Japanese: "the water is high in the harbor today") as the hysterical media is calling it, but with the threat of nuclear-created zombies on the horizon, these cretins hope to fool the foolish into parting with their hard earned cash.

But they really shouldn't feature Japan. To date, there hasn't been even ONE report of looting in the land of the setting sun. Think of what it'd be like in Detroit, or D.C., or L.A., but wait...none of those dirty places have nuke plants. Phew.

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