I was taken aback when Mr. Fancy Schmancy shouted "A pox on both your houses!" as I was unaware that he knew of my summer home. Founding member of the Hogtown Irregulars, and former indentured short order cook still on the run. Professional Zamboni racer and bronze medal recipient in the 2010 All-Miami Outdoor Zamboni Championships.
And why not? The disgusting sanitary condition of the average Asian market can't hold a candle to copulating with monkeys, so be prepared for the monkey-bird-flu variation really really soon.
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