Man Accused of Stealing Corning Secrets

Oh, but good grief now. I didn't even read the story but enough is enough; I don't CARE how pleasurable to some corning another man might be, and to think that certain of these "secrets" might be held under something similar to a copywrite is patently absurd!

Can I safely then accuse someone for stealing the age-old Sicilian move that renders women...

Wait. I just got it. Never mind.