Fade In: An obese Marlon Brando lies bleeding on a patch of damp and filthy earth. Insects swirl about his shaven head, landing only for a quick dart to partake of the blood that flows freely from several gaping wounds.

Pan In: Bruised and swollen lips part. Rasping breaths strive to clear a parched throat for a painful, final utterance.

"The passion. The passion."

Fade Out

Cut To title dripping blood. Think Ed Wood in his prime.

BLOG WARS NOW

Steve's Site..what the fu...hold on a sec...there, that's better, Steve H has been embroiled in a slapfest with bloggers galore over everything from Wonkette to PJ Media to the price of tea in China. Slapfest simply because it's an internet embroglio, and bloodless no matter the absence of quarter. He seems to have taken down a rather pithy to-and-fro, but no matter. If you've been following you know what I mean and if you have not then it's time to stop by and see what all of the fuss has been about.