Cuban Commie Turns 81

"Cuba is set to break with tradition and not hold official celebrations to mark the birthday of its 81-year-old president, Fidel Castro.

There were fireworks at midnight in the Cuban capital Havana to mark the occasion but nothing else was planned.

Mr Castro has not been seen in public for over a year after having emergency surgery and power has been temporarily transferred to his brother, Raul.

Many observers believe Mr Castro may never return to front-line politics..."

Our spooks are reporting that the 3rd World health care system in Cuba is using everything from blood doping to acupuncture in an attempt to keep the old commie hale, or at least healthy enough to answer Michael Moore's phone calls.

My question to the BBC and other reps from the Jurassic Press is how much longer are they going to be calling the transfer of power to Raul a temporary one.

NEWSFLASH, August 13, 2017

"Cuba is set to break with tradition and not hold official celebrations to mark the birthday of its 91-year-old president, Fidel Castro.

There were fireworks at midnight in the Cuban capital Havana to mark the occasion but nothing else was planned.

Mr Castro has not been seen in public for over a year after having emergency surgery and power has been temporarily transferred to his brother, Raul."

It's simple. As long as Fidel wants them to.