I was taken aback when Mr. Fancy Schmancy shouted "A pox on both your houses!" as I was unaware that he knew of my summer home. Founding member of the Hogtown Irregulars, and former indentured short order cook still on the run. Professional Zamboni racer and bronze medal recipient in the 2010 All-Miami Outdoor Zamboni Championships.
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Happy Easter
Unlike certain of the vainglorious, there is no softer, or other side of Fits. Some days I feel less like breaking something but after all these years the greatest thrill has been getting an enemy of America in my crosshairs. Well, next to my beloved wife of course. Not in the crosshairs. Hell, you know what I mean.
To Christians the world over, Happy Easter. May your Faith guide you to peace on earth. To Jews, thanks for starting the whole show with that Old Testament deal. To Moslems, thanks for giving us something to keep in the crosshairs.
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