Saturday, March 22, 2008

Home Invaders DOA

HICKORY, N.C. - "Police say two suspects are dead after an attempted home invasion.

Catawba County sheriff’s deputies say two men dressed in black and carrying pistols forced their way into a home on 33rd Avenue in Hickory around 11:00 last night. According to a sheriff’s official, the homeowner was armed with his own gun, and shot the suspects. Both suspects were pronounced dead at the scene.

Major Coy Reid with the sheriff’s office said both men were wearing masks and latex gloves.

At this time, no arrests have been made."

So who all in hells are they going to arrest?

The dead guys? Barring any word from law enforcement then and there, the Yellowstream Media ALWAYS asks the same lame ass questions.

"So tell me, Major and don't be Coy, are you going to arrest the shooter? Huh, Major, huh, huh?

That aside, kudos for some mighty fine shooting, hoss. All the more so considering the chairborne commando factoid that handguns are pea shooters and to learn how to use one even halfway effective you need to spend 10-20 grand at Blunder Ranch or some other money trap.

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