I was taken aback when Mr. Fancy Schmancy shouted "A pox on both your houses!" as I was unaware that he knew of my summer home. Founding member of the Hogtown Irregulars, and former indentured short order cook still on the run. Professional Zamboni racer and bronze medal recipient in the 2010 All-Miami Outdoor Zamboni Championships.
Saturday, March 07, 2009
For Entertainment Purposes Only...
Cell-Signal-Blocker
Not that I've personally used such a device and found it to cut off cell phone signals at about 15-20 feet around me and have come to enjoy the personal cone of silence and the look on certain idiots faces when their squawk boxes have gone dead. You cannot find one here, either for $29.13 delivered.
Not that once this is turned on anyone using a cell must quickly begin walking to up to about 50' away to get a clear signal, either, so once they are capable of resuming their mindless, insipid blathering they're far enough removed to make thoughts of retroactive abortion moot.
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