"Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen was just a few paragraphs into an address in Washington when he realised it all sounded a bit too familiar.
It was. He was repeating the speech President Barack Obama had just read from the same teleprompter.
Mr Cowen stopped, turned to the president and said: "That's your speech."
A laughing Mr Obama returned to the podium to take over but it seems the script had finally been switched and the US president ended up thanking himself for inviting everyone to the party."
Yep. Takes a real Irishman and not just an Irish-American like our clown prince of teleprompting to tell when it ISN'T HIS DAMNED SPEECH.
Mr. Cowen knew when it was Obo's turn, but of course our Obo hadn't a clue when he began reading Mr. Cowen's words.
I'm telling ya, gang, this guy is dumber than paint, and since I've never seen him and She-Hulk-Shelly speaking together it wouldn't be a surprise to learn that they take turns sharing one or two lonely brain cells.
Between 'em. All told.
Um, er, ahhhhh, um, right?