Sunday, March 08, 2009

Time To Play: "What's Wrong With This Headline"

Ill. police: Pastor killed, others shot at church

MARYVILLE, Ill. — "A gunman walked down the aisle of a church during a Sunday service and killed the pastor, then stabbed himself and two others as parishioners wrestled him to the ground, authorities said.

The man walked into the sprawling brick First Baptist Church in Maryville shortly after 8 a.m. and briefly spoke with Pastor Fred Winters before pulling out a .45-caliber handgun and shooting Winters once, said Illinois State Trooper Master Trooper Ralph Timmins.

The gun jammed before the man could fire again, Timmins said. The attacker then pulled out a knife and injured himself before churchgoers subdued him. Two parishioners involved in the struggle also suffered knife wounds, Timmins said."

So then. He shot the Pastor, then inflicted knife wounds on at least two others before being subdued.

But the headline says he shot the Pastor, and "others" so what's up with that? Where are these "others"? Could it be that the Yellowstream Media just couldn't let go a chance to spread evil lies, are they just THAT dumb, or a little bit of both?

Hold on a sec; maybe he had one of them there knife guns. Yeah, that's the ticket. Makes a lot of sense, too, since all one need do is check virtually any firearm board to know that a handgun is just too puny to kill a full grown man so betcha the miscreant shot then stabbed the Pastor too.

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