Thursday, January 12, 2006

The Right To Bear Arms...

Background: Customer A is standing on line at a Wal-Mart checkout. Turns to see Customer B who is legally open-carrying a revolver, has a hissy fit and calls the police. True story.

"He's got a gun!"
"I know."
"But he's got a gun!."
"I can see that. He also has a license."
"But he has a gun!"
"Listen to me. It's legal for him to carry that gun."
"But he has a gun!"
"Would you like me to beat him?"
"Yes!"

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