Monday, March 10, 2008

Eliot The Mighty Taken Down By His Widdle Pecker


"New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer is expected to submit his resignation to the New York General Assembly Monday night after allegations surfaced earlier in the day that he is "Client 9," named in a federal prostitution case.

Four arrests were made last week in connection to the alleged high-dollar ring, known as the Emperors Club VIP. According to a law enforcement official, Spitzer was named in court papers as a client after being taped arranging a meeting with one of the prostitutes.

The New York Times reports that the governor's travel records show he was in Washington in mid-February. It also says one of the ring's clients arranged to meet with a prostitute during that time."

According to people in the know, Eliot's last name shouldn't be Spits-er, but Swallow-er.

Seems he developed a fondness for boys, but thats just a rumor so don't take it to the bank.

Forget that for years everyone had been saying that he was getting more and more catty and fruit-loopish.

Nope. Nothing to see here.

LMAO

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