Shell Shocked

"It’s basically a turtle versus man story – “and the turtle won,” said Sgt. J.J. DiLoreto, with the Massillon Police Department.

Police responded to a call that a firearm had been discharged shortly after 11 p.m. Friday on the Tuscarawas riverbank near the intersection of Earl Road and Lake Avenue.

“From what I understand, two guys where out fishing on Friday night ... just on the western side of the river,” DiLoreto said. “But instead of catching a fish, they caught a snapping turtle.

“So these two knuckleheads have this turtle hooked and I think they were planning to eat it,” DiLoreto continued. “Apparently he was taking a shot at the turtle and his foot got in the way. He shot himself in the foot.”

The discharged weapon was a 9mm handgun.

“I don’t know how bad his foot is, but I do know they took him to a hospital by private vehicle right away. ... At that close range and the bullet moving that fast, it had to have hurt like heck.”

DiLoreto said he is not sure if the turtle lived or not. “I can’t say with a 100 percent certainty – but I think the turtle got away,” he said.

The case is listed as a possible fourth-degree misdemeanor, which could mean up to 30 days in jail and a $250 fine."

"And the bullet moving that fast..."

Yeah. Faster bullets always hurt lots more than slower ones. And close-range shots are definitely more ouchier than long range hits.

Can anyone tell me why they even ask officers to speak at all? And talk about the pot calling the kettle black, this coming from a member of a group that shoots itself more often than anyone else. Let a cop "accidentally" shoot anything and the wagons get circled pronto. Some poor "knucklehead" gets fined. Not that this guy was a brain scientist, mind you. Everyone knows a 9 mm doesn't do squat against a snapper.