If there truly IS a God, then Cheryl will soon lose her voice, go bankrupt, and be forced to seek employment as a toilet-paper-recycler-specialist. Maybe, trying to wring out those teeny little wads of dissolving shit-sheets would bring her enough to her senses to realize that TOILET PAPER CANNOT BE RECYCLED YOU FUCKING IDIOT.
And certain of these recycling efforts are quite harmful to the economy, as MOST modern paper of all types come from tree-farms. Acreage that has been set aside, sometimes for decades, as sustainable crop to be used without having to resort to deforestation elsewhere. The single biggest destroyer of trees comes from the Loews and Home Depot demand for DECKING projects. Yes, the same morons that demand recycled this and that will happily add on one outside deck after another in their goal to out-do the Joneses. And complaining about paper products that come from tree-farms is as silly as putting an onus on consuming corn because it destroys all of the plants on those pretty corn farms.