The U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration determined that up to 50% of $50 and $100 bills taken from ATMs during a random sampling in a U.S. Federal Reserve district bank had traces of cocaine on them. Subsequent testing showed cocaine was present on 70% of bills in Chicago, Miami and Houston.
In other news, the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration determined that the War on Drugs has been more successful than anyone could have predicted. However, officials refused comment when queried if the sampling of cocaine-laden money had in any way distorted their common fucking sense.
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