I was taken aback when Mr. Fancy Schmancy shouted "A pox on both your houses!" as I was unaware that he knew of my summer home. Founding member of the Hogtown Irregulars, and former indentured short order cook still on the run. Professional Zamboni racer and bronze medal recipient in the 2010 All-Miami Outdoor Zamboni Championships.
Sunday, April 02, 2006
Breaking "News" From Fox
IRAN SAYS IT HAS TEST-FIRED UNDERWATER MISSILE THAT CAN DESTROY WARSHIPS Also...it is invisible, can be launched from the moon, and was designed by Dr. Who.
This is very bad news for the US Navy. If the Iran has a weapon designed by a Time Lord they could fire it today and destroy an aircraft carrier yesterday.
Word has it that we were looking for our own, but the Democrats on the Time Lord Committee threatened to filibuster unless he was a black native american who would swear an oath that Time was a living, breathing thing that could be changed as easily as they change the Constitution.
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This is very bad news for the US Navy. If the Iran has a weapon designed by a Time Lord they could fire it today and destroy an aircraft carrier yesterday.
We should just give up.
Word has it that we were looking for our own, but the Democrats on the Time Lord Committee threatened to filibuster unless he was a black native american who would swear an oath that Time was a living, breathing thing that could be changed as easily as they change the Constitution.
Iran also wants a pony, or so I hear.
LMAO
Give them a glass of warm milk and some of their favorite cookies and send them to bed.
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