American Slavery: A History

1638 to 1865

"Cheap labor is necessary for the United States to grow and prosper..."

1865 to 1965

Slavery is discontinued, made illegal, and shunned as the travesty it was.

1965

Ted Kennedy Pushes Through His Brainchild: The Immigration Act, stating that cheap labor is necessary for the continued growth of the United States.

2007

Ted Kennedy finds enough like-minded Republicans to once again introduce slavery into the United States by opening the borders with Mehico and allowing uneducated workers into the country to be used as cheap laborers.

2008 (?)

President Hillary Rodham pledges an open border to allow more potential slaves into the United States.