May 16, 2007 -- "Say, doesn't that comely babe - barefoot, buxom and scrubbing some laundry - look familiar?
Why, it's Spider-Man's better half, Mary Jane, and, wow, are the Webbed Wonder's fans steamed over this one.
Bloggers are scorching their keyboards, claiming that a statuette of Mary Jane, based on artist Adam Hughes' notion of a fantasy femme, is an eyeful of outrage.
Sporting sexy cleavage and a very exposed pink thong peeking out from tight jeans, Mary Jane is nobody's washerwoman, although she's bending over a tub scrubbing Spidey's iconic superhero gear.
The rendition has gotten so many catcalls that a Web observer, in a six-part outline, said enough already: Cease and desist."
Good grief. She isn't DOING his bloody laundry you nincompoops. She FOUND his spidey suit in the hamper.
And by the way...
SHE IS A CARTOON CHARACTER.
Nice bod though.
I'll be getting one. The statue. Already got a bod like that looking over my shoulder as I type this.