Saturday, March 15, 2008

Moslem World To Begin Suing Defamers Of Islam

DAKAR, Senegal - The Muslim world has created a battle plan to defend its religion from political cartoonists and bigots.

Concerned about what they see as a rise in the defamation of Islam, leaders of the world's Muslim nations are considering taking legal action against those that slight their religion or its sacred symbols. It was a key issue during a two-day summit that ended Friday in this western Africa capital.

The Muslim leaders are attempting to demand redress from nations like Denmark, which allowed the publication of cartoons portraying the Prophet Muhammad in 2006 and again last month, to the fury of the Muslim world.

In the meanwhile, the non-Muslim world is favoring the creation of its own battle plan to defend the human race from bloodthirsty barbarians such as Muslims.

Concerned about what they see as a rise in monstrous attacks against the very fabric of modern civilization, leaders of the world's non-Muslim nations are considering instituting various days of immunity whereby militant Muslims may be hung from lamp posts all over the world without fear of prosecution.

The International Humanist and Ethical Union in Geneva released a statement accusing the Islamic states of attempting to limit freedom of expression and of attempting to misuse the U.N., while offering that the above mentioned hangings might very well go far in quelling any talk of Muslim lawsuits.

Human Rights Watch said in a statement that objectionable depictions of the Prophet Muhammad do not "give them the right under international human rights law to insist that others abide by their views, so maybe a world-wide necktie party will awaken them to the fact that uncivilized troglodytes don't stand a chance against a united modern society."

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