I was taken aback when Mr. Fancy Schmancy shouted "A pox on both your houses!" as I was unaware that he knew of my summer home. Founding member of the Hogtown Irregulars, and former indentured short order cook still on the run. Professional Zamboni racer and bronze medal recipient in the 2010 All-Miami Outdoor Zamboni Championships.
Monday, March 13, 2006
Ailing She-Hag Cancels Trip To Europe...
Anti-War activist Cindy Sheehan has canceled a trip to Paris and other European cities because of injuries she allegedly sustained a week ago while being arrested in New York, organizers said. - AP
When asked why the picture of her capture did not show any signs of injury, and indeed featured a smiling, laughing, Ms Sheehan being dragged away by veterinarians who mistook her for a runaway hog that had escaped from the Bronx Zoo, organizers replied that the heavy dosage of tranquilizer had rendered her "...so totally fucked, like she thought she was like back protesting during Nam and was ready to fuck all the guards so they'd like let her go..."
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Wonder why she doesn't want to go to Europe. They love her there. She is one of them at heart.
My guess is her sugar daddies said what the fuck. Costs thousands of dollars a week to send her and her groupies all over the country, and the logistics might not have looked so hot for overseas travel.
Also, her 15 minutes seems to be petering out at last. She just isn't front page any more.
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