Katie High Colonic Replaces Dastardly Dan

Dan Rather was a fake, a fraud, a swindler, and a traitorous excuse for a journalist, but at the very least he paid some dues along the way. The CBS news crews in SE Asia were always begging, borrowing, or stealing gasoline; not to keep their vehicles rolling, but the cameras.

Whenever one talking head or another would report "Live from South Vietnam", he'd have as a backdrop a burning jeep or helicopter, or car or trash can if that's all they could find. And to start the fires they needed a fast accelerant so they'd pay up to a buck a gallon back when gas was 15 cents.

But Dan and others like him at least did a trek or two through the jungles. Not so with the gals. Women journalists of ANY level of fame do not get down and dirty, and even if Katie Colinic HAD seen a thing or two in her day, she's as dumb as a box of claw hammers so it wouldn't have sunk in.

We'll see if Ms Head-Up-Her-Ass can bring an audience to a dying newscast, but the smart money says that once all of the fuss has died down it'll be business as usual over at See-BS. She'll be raked over the coals for one dumb thing after another, and figure on a year, two tops, before the embarassment reaches those who otherwise have absolutely NO standard of shame.

She IS that stupid, that BAD of a journalist, and will bring scorn and derision down upon herself, the network, and the suits in charge.