The Florida Gators sent some kids who knew something about real basketball against a California team that knew something about modern baseketball, and it wasn't a contest. The Gators...and believe me when I say this, I detest the rah-rah nonsense that is everywhere when one lives in a town whose very existance revolves around collegiate sports...changed their offense schemes to match what UCLA brought to the table and it wasn't as close as the blowout score suggested.
The Yankees jumped all over Oakland and won their opener 15-2.
None of our ENTITLED MINORITY representatives assaulted any law enforcement officers, and this is a good thing.
Jury Finds Moussaoui Eligible for Execution, and this would be a good thing but we don't know if the judge will oblige, and let's face it; by the time all of his appeals are exhausted he'll be dead of old age, unless Hollywood jumps on the bandwagon right now to FREE MOUSSY.
"He's a changed man who doesn't even LIKE airplanes anymore," a sobbing (insert name of cowardly, traitorous Hollywood-Type here) told reporters.
As for me, I say we forego the lethal injection bullswaddle, coat the guy in dark chocolate, and leave him outside Rosie O'Donnells doorstep right after she's ditched her latest attempt at dieting.
Three bites, tops.
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