Sunday, May 13, 2007

Time To Crank Up The Way-Back Machine....

I remember the exact moment in time that America became a nation of jellyfish:

BABY ON BOARD

How absolutely ludicrous. Are we to understand that this somehow creates a force field of protection upon the vehicle? Or perhaps drunken drivers will instantaneously sober-up and NOT smash into that mini-van?

The sign is in reality an indication of the mental acuity of the driver, and has nothing to do with what sort of occupant is along for the ride. Whats next? Violence-Free Zones wherever these people drive through?

The Wussification Of America. Coming soon to a town near you. If it already hasn't sunk in deep enough roots to frighten you and yours about EVERYTHING UNDER THE SUN, just wait a while. Everything is eventual but it's going to take quite some time to grow back our missing stones.

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