I was taken aback when Mr. Fancy Schmancy shouted "A pox on both your houses!" as I was unaware that he knew of my summer home. Founding member of the Hogtown Irregulars, and former indentured short order cook still on the run. Professional Zamboni racer and bronze medal recipient in the 2010 All-Miami Outdoor Zamboni Championships.
Friday, March 03, 2006
And this weeks nominee for the ugliest holster ever made is...
"The Answer". The type is referred to as crossbreed, blending kydex with leather. The RL Company. $125. Waiting list is approximately a month, then you too can don an inside the waistband monstrosity that can only be worn behind the hip so as to make access to the weapon an act of contortionism worthy of the great Houdini.
So rather than a cheapie Uncle Mike's IWB that you don't even know is there, the unwashed masses are flocking to these grotesqueries because they're the latest fashion. $.50 worth of plastic, $8.00 worth of leather available at any big hobby shop, a few clips and rivets for a buck or two when purchasing in quantity, and voila. Instant Chump Gear.
Keep meaning to look into making my own and damn if sooner or later I won't.
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