Saturday, April 01, 2006

Messenger Exclusive...

A source has forwarded this to our attention, and you'll be seeing it soon from the Mainstream Media...

"...In retrospect, I've come to realize that my entire life has been nothing more than a sham. A pretense of respectability designed to mask my feelings of inadequacy. I've murdered, and stolen, and lied, and have been a traitor to my Country.

For all of this, and much, much more, I humbly beg forgiveness from my friends, relatives, and countrymen."

Respectfully,

Senator Edward Kennedy

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