"A German woman who wanted her wrinkles removed was given a boob job instead.
Ingrid Bruelling, 33, wanted doctors to give her breasts firmer skin after she lost 200 pounds on a crash diet.
But when she woke up after the operation, she found that doctors had put in silicone implants, increasing her cup size from a C to a D.
The doctors told her the bigger breasts were the best way to achieve the firmer skin."
And I for one wholeheartedly concur.