Friday, September 30, 2005

Pissed That Bat-Flu Has Been Grabbing All the Headlines...

The Bird-Flu Worshippers Want Their Day In The Emergency-Room Too

"The range of deaths could be anything between five million and 150 million," said Dr. David Nabarro, who was appointed by the United Nations yesterday as the chief scare-monger for the bird flu. "I believe that the work we're doing over the next few months will make the difference between, for example, whether the next pandemic leads us in the direction of 150 or in the direction of five."

Can't they leave us all alone until they come up with the Goat-Fuckers Flu that only effects moslem cult-killers? But getting back to the latest GERMS! scare, all "Dr." Nabarro really means is that the U.S. better pony up a few billion or he'll keep calling CNN to make sure they scare the shit out of everybody. There have been NO reputable studies linking bird-flu with anything resembling a pandemic, just a lot of wishful thinking by underemployed medical professionals who could use a new gig. The bullswaddle meter should peg in the red zone whenever ANYONE affiliated with the UN slips out of his or her luxury suite long enough to hold a press conference about anything.

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