HALT! That's Right, You, The Blow-Up Doll...Come Out With Your Hands Raised And Watch Out For Them Tits...

"When police spotted a gun-wielding suspect lurking in the shadows of a suburban front room, their response was swift.

Armed officers burst into the house, shouted at the owner to lie on the floor, and ordered him to surrender his weapon.

But efficiency turned to embarrassment when the "gunman" turned out to be a life-sized model of the video game character Lara Croft, complete with trademark outsized pistols.

Computer shop owner David Williams, 42, had taken the dummy home to put it up for sale on the auction site eBay.

As the source of the confusion dawned on all concerned, it might have been the moment for an apology from the police.

Instead, however, Mr Williams was taken to the cells and held for more than 13 hours before being released.

He says he did not hear them arrive, but unknown to him one officer had seen the dummy's silhouette through the front window and called for armed back-up.

Soon afterwards, the street was cordoned off and a team of armed officers burst in through Mr Williams's back door.

A spokesman for Greater Manchester Police said officers peered inside after Mr Williams failed to answer his front door.

"They believed they saw a silhouette of a person pointing what appeared to be a firearm inside the house," she said.

They followed "correct procedure" by withdrawing to await armed officers, she added.

"Officers then went into the house and found a mannequin holding a toy weapon."

So lets put this in perspective. The Limey Law spies an unmoving silhouette. One SO very unmoving that it doesn't budge an inch whilest they crouch in the bushes (TM). Not having a brain between the lot of them, they break in, espy the object of their disaffection, and STILL haul the home owner away.

This is what it means to be a subject, kids. This is why we said no thanks back when they wanted us to be subjects as well. This is why we must CONTINUE to say no whenever some modern day army of socialist thugs with badges demand we bend knee. We are CITIZENS. As such, WE are the bosses. Thats the whole idea about this Democracy gig.

And they'll take MY Lara from my cold, dead hands.

Thanks to The War On Guns.