"Bloody Disgusting are reporting that some of the dinosaurs that will feature in the planned fourth JURASSIC PARK movie will carry guns strapped to them by the US Government.
The site also reported that casting was well underway on the movie which will begin filming in Kauai, Hawaii later in the year. Laura Dern is said to be returning to the franchise as Dr. Ellie Sattler while Sam Neill will NOT come back for another round of mayhem with the dinosaurs. More news as and when."
First off, the included pic was not taken from any of the Jurassic Porker flicks, as it portrays an anatomically correct Tyrannosaurus and not the longer-armed ones that were designed to make them look better on film and to hell with scientific correctness.
And B, why not arm the dinosaurs? In the previous movies, none of the humans carrying weapons knew a damned thing about how to use them so maybe the pea-brained losers from nature's cast off pile will fare better.
All of the Jurassic Protest films have been anti-gun, anti-hunter, anti-male, and anti everything not coated in gobs of treacle, so if it were not for the mention of guns who with anything resembling a modicum of testosterone would give a flying hump.
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