We Get Letters

A Soldier, a Sailor, an Airman, and a Marine got into an argument one night about which service was the best (go figure, right?).

The arguing became so heated that none of the four servicemen saw the truck that was barreling down the road towards them. The driver failed to see them, and all four of them were killed instantly.

Soon, the servicemen found themselves at the Pearly Gates of Heaven. There they met with Saint Peter, and, figuring that he would be a good source of Ultimate Truth and Total Honesty, asked of Peter: "Saint Peter, which branch of the United States Armed Forces is the best??"

Saint Peter replied, "I can't answer that. However I will ask God what he thinks the next time I see Him. Meanwhile, thank you for your service on Earth, and welcome to Heaven."

Some time later, the four servicemen see Saint Peter and remind him of the question they had asked him when first entering Heaven. The men asked Saint Peter if he was able to find the answer. Suddenly, a sparkling white dove lands on Peter's shoulder. In the dove's beak is a note glistening with golden dust.

Saint Peter says, "Gentlemen, here is your answer from The Boss. Let's see what He has to say."

Peter opens the note, and trumpets blare, golden dust drifts in the air, harps play
crescendos, and Saint Peter reads the note aloud to the Servicemen:

MEMORANDUM

FROM: The Almighty One

TO: Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, and Marines

SUBJ: WHICH MILITARY SERVICE IS THE BEST

1. Gentlemen, all branches of the United States Armed Forces are honorable and noble. Each serves America well, and with distinction. Being a Serviceman in the United States Military represents a special calling, which warrants special respect, tribute, and dedication.

2. Be proud of that.

Semper Fidelis
God, USMC (ret)

Thanks, Cookie.