Wednesday, January 05, 2011

Knife Of The Week: ESEE DPx H•E•S•T /F

This knife is what the fanbois have been begging for..

"This item is only available for customers who has place a pre-order"

Available from Knifeworks as a well, um, pre-order only. I think. Smallish blade, D2 steel, lots of bucks for...um...BUT...but hey now, you'll be the envy of every knifeknut on the block.

Knifeworks IS my favorite internet cutlery dealer, but here's the email I sent to the boss, Roger:
"This item is only available for customers who has place a pre-order"

Seriously?

Ya know, Rog, this is just my personal opinion so really it's not worth anything, but how's about this instead:

"This item be availabible for dem customahs whose has placed they-selves a pre-orderin."

Just a thought. A little blade of D2...gets dull and stays that way all the live-long day... going for such over the top change should have a popping intro. Most of the world believe knife and gun folks to be illiterate neanderthals so why not go for the full monty. Might wanna consider recommending that they change the name to: Dr. ESEE, or Rapper H.E.S.T.

Oh hell forgot what I was sending the email for to begin with.

Happy New Year to everyone at Knifeworks.

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