I was taken aback when Mr. Fancy Schmancy shouted "A pox on both your houses!" as I was unaware that he knew of my summer home. Founding member of the Hogtown Irregulars, and former indentured short order cook still on the run. Professional Zamboni racer and bronze medal recipient in the 2010 All-Miami Outdoor Zamboni Championships.
A gun swiped from a police lieutenant's locker - sparking a probe into whether it was an inside job by disgruntled officers - was sold to an NYPD buyback program for $100.
The discovery is alarming because it means that if cops took the 9-mm. pistol from their supervisor as a retaliatory prank, they dangerously let it out of their possession.
"We've had guns disappear in the past because malcontents stupidly thought that was a way to make their cause known, but they usually showed up late in the same precinct," a police source said Tuesday.
"For police guns to be floating around like this - shameful."
The handgun is one of two weapons discovered missing from lockers - secured with combination locks - in the 103rd Precinct stationhouse in Jamaica, Queens, on Saturday.
First off: hahahahahahahahahahahahaha...gasp...hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Disgruntled, alarming, shameful, malcontents. Let's add dumbass, moronic gun-grabbing elite-in-their-own-minds-asswipes to the mix, and you've got yourself a GENUINE journalistic review of the story. And seriously, what better way to score some weekend drinking money than by selling a gun to the NYPD.
And never you mind the insert. The Daily Snooze wouldn't know a Walther from a GLOCK from a frickin Luger.
And before I forget, don't fail to miss CBS's Blue Bloods, the Tom Selllout Selleck snoozefest that moves from its usual Friday spot to Wednesday, just because. The production values are first-rate in this insiders view of New York City royalty; now if they'd only do something about the writing, directing, acting, and while they're at it why not add even more unbelievable derring-do done by never-dids as they make life safer for criminals citywide. I suppose since Sellout Selleck couldn't get a movie role for love nor money, dropping back to TV where liberals can now gloat over Mr. NRA turning coat and becoming a bonafide gun-grabbing prig must be warming the cockles of his traitorous heart.