Ann Wants A Conservative Next, Dammit

WHAT WOULD REAGAN DO?

Perhaps President Bush has inadvertently nominated a true conservative to the court with this Roberts fellow. I remain skeptical based on the following facts:

(1) Anita Hill has not stepped forward to accuse Roberts of sexual harassment.
(2) The Democrats did not accuse Roberts of having a secret life as a racist.
(3) We have no idea what kind of videos he rents.

Scalia deserved the chief justiceship. He's the best man for the job. He has suffered lo these many years with Justices Souter, Kennedy and O'Connor. He believes in a sedentary judiciary. He's for judicial passivism. Scalia also would have been the first cigar-smoking, hot-blooded Italian chief justice, which I note the diversity crowd never mentions.

Bush has already fulfilled all his campaign promises to liberals — and then some! He said he'd be a "compassionate conservative," which liberals interpreted to mean that he would bend to their will, enact massive spending programs, and be nice to liberals. When Bush won the election, that sealed the deal. It meant the Democrats won.

Consequently, Bush has enacted massive new spending programs, obstinately refused to deal with illegal immigration, opposed all conservative Republicans in their primary races, and invited Teddy Kennedy over for movie night. He's even sent his own father to socialize with aging porn star Bill Clinton.

(Sidebar on the aging porn star: Idiot Republicans fraternizing with the Clintons has not harmed the decadent buffoon's reputation abroad. A Chinese condom manufacturer recently named one of its condoms the "Clinton," a fitting tribute to the man who had Monica Lewinsky perform oral sex on him in the Oval Office on Easter Sunday. Their advertising slogans are: "Always wear a 'Clinton' when you're getting a 'Lewinsky'!"; "I still believe in a place called the G-spot"; "Extra-thin skinned!"; "For when you really, really want to feel her pain." Note to Bush: This isn't Walter Mondale. How about sending Pops on the road with Joey Buttafuoco?)

Ann touches a lot of bases here (click the headline to read her whole schtick), is coming around just a little regarding Roberts' credentials as a conservative, but still believes Bush should have done things far differently. I disagree, and don't think the Loons would have made THAT much of a fuss over Scalia as Chief, and were in fact preparing for it when W threw them a slider with a blank-slate nominee that not even Chuckie the Shoe could find anything wrong with. The breeze you saw ruffling Roberts' hair was Feinstein crossing and uncrossing her legs so fast that old Teddy kept awakening with the memory of when she used to do that when HE spoke.

W is under tremendous pressure from the GOP to not drop the Republican ball by allowing the liberal media to pound every last move as a mistake in the making, and Roberts was exactly what was needed to get even the Washington Post to recommend him for Chief Justice. EVERY warrior needs a breather, a soft battle, a ground ball, and Roberts was just the ticket.

But NOW we'll see what kind of crackers Dubya has, or if he's been simply burned out by one catastrophe after another. Nominating Judge Brown would restore my confidence, hell, a lot of folks confidence that the conservative they voted for REMAINS conservative.

Then again, I'm far from the micro-manager that Malkin, Coulter, and even Misha can be at times, and TRY to keep the bigger picture in mind when the urge to kneejerk myself into sucking honey along with the HIVE MIND, and along those lines we REPEAT that no commercial aircraft have been fired upon today by surface to air missiles.

PS: So ya like hot blooded Italians, eh Ann?